rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via wearesarcasticassholes)

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cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

image

(via trust)

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burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

(via trust)

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guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

(via kittykatykins)

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I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COZY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

(Source: nirvna, via kittykatykins)

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nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

(via kittykatykins)

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unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

(via trust)

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lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

(via danisnotofire)

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